Illegal Immigrants Impact on Texas Town

Mexican immigrants in Victoria, Tx decided to boycott all caucasian businesses.  Here’s a copy of a newspaper article reporting the outcome.

This sort of thing makes me want to remind all classes of people to consider this outcome before trying to teach another class a lesson.

Opinion on Griese Suspension – Montoya Remark

ESPN has suspended Bob Griese for one game following a remark he made about NASCAR driver Juan Pablo Montoya.
During the Minnesota-Ohio State game Saturday a promo graphic was shown listing the top drivers in NASCAR’s points race. Chris Spielman, a fellow analyst, asked where Montoya was.
Griese said Montoya was “out having a taco”.
Montoya declined to comment and [...]

Michael Jackson Preliminary Autopsy Results

Michael Jackson’s preliminary autopsy results were just released.
He choked on 12 year old nuts.

Latest News: Michael Jackson Won’t Be Buried

UPDATE: Michael Jackson is not going to be buried or cremated, but recycled into shopping bags, so he can remain white, plastic and dangerous for kids to play with.

Cause of Michael Jackson’s Heart Attack Revealed

The cause of Michael Jackson’s heart attack was revealed this afternoon.
The autopsy confirmed reports the musician died of a heart attack caused by a Walmart television ad promoting half off boys pants this weekend only.

President Replaces N-Word

This is hilarious stuff.  “President” now replaces the N-Word.
Mah-president!  LMAO!!!

Thanks for the help, DRTY!