Ken's Garbage Can

Courtney Stodden wears a bikini as she straddles Santa (aka Doug Hutchison) in the snow

Ken — Tue, 20 Dec 2011 03:04:41 +0000

Creepy? Yes.

Just wondering what type of parents would let their 17 yr old child daughter marry a 51 yr old man?

Hot? Oh yes she is!

Let’s just remember she won’t be 18 until August.

Sexy…., but creepy gross. And what the heck is up with those shoes???

Sexy Domino’s Delivery

Ken — Sat, 03 Dec 2011 16:30:43 +0000

I saw this sexy pic and couldn’t resist posting. Years ago I delivered for Domino’s and this would have been a welcome attraction!

Dallas – TNT – New Series Coming Summer 2012

Ken — Thu, 24 Nov 2011 03:26:58 +0000

Dallas – TNT – New Series Coming Summer 2012.

A few years ago I watched the entire original series again. Biggest problem was it aired on the SOAP channel some time in the 2 or 3 am area so I had to record it.

I hope this is a good show. It even has a number of the originals in it.

http://i.cdn.turner.com/v5cache/TNT/cvp/tnt_embed.swf?context=embed&videoId=197833

“Sin City” Director Frank Miller on the OWS Protesters

Ken — Sun, 13 Nov 2011 16:01:00 +0000

I read this Blog Post by Sin City director Frank Miller and made a mental note to watch every movie this man is ever involved in.

As the Occupy Wall Street anarchist movement continues to disrupt the lives of honest, hardworking Americans we’re sure to see more of this from well know celebrity types who aren’t afraid of the Hollywood Establishment.

If you actually pay attention to who many of the “protesters” are then you’ll know the reference to “a bunch of iPhone, iPad wielding spoiled brats” is spot on.

Kudos to Miller for having the where-with-all to step out from the Hollywood shadows state his opinion instead of kowtowing to a bunch of dirty, assaulting, rapist, trash mongers who have nothing better to do between classes.

Link to Miller’s blog post

99 Great Ask Me Now Questions

Ken — Mon, 24 Oct 2011 02:18:06 +0000

1: Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
2: Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel?
3: Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out?
4: Have you ever stolen a street sign before?
5: Do you like to use post-it notes?
6: Do you cut out coupons but then never use them?
7: Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees?
8: Do you have freckles?
9: Do you always smile for pictures?
10: What is your biggest pet peeve?
11: Do you ever count your steps when you walk?
12: Have you ever peed in the woods?
13: What about pooped in the woods?
14: Do you ever dance even if theres no music playing?
15: Do you chew your pens and pencils?
16: How many people have you slept with this week?
17: What size is your bed?
18: What is your Song of the week?
19: Is it okay for guys to wear pink?
20: Do you still watch cartoons?
21: Whats your least favorite movie?
22: Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some?
23: What do you drink with dinner?
24: What do you dip a chicken nugget in?
25: What is your favorite food?
26: What movies could you watch over and over and still love?
27: Last person you kissed/kissed you?
28: Were you ever a boy/girl scout?
29: Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine?
30: When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper?
31: Can you change the oil on a car?
32: Ever gotten a speeding ticket?
33: Ever ran out of gas?
34: Favorite kind of sandwich?
35: Best thing to eat for breakfast?
36: What is your usual bedtime?
37: Are you lazy?
38: When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween?
39: What is your Chinese astrological sign?
40: How many languages can you speak?
41: Do you have any magazine subscriptions?
42: Which are better legos or lincoln logs?
43: Are you stubborn?
44: Who is better…Leno or Letterman?
45: Ever watch soap operas?
46: Are you afraid of heights?
47: Do you sing in the car?
48: Do you sing in the shower?
49: Do you dance in the car?
50: Ever used a gun?
51: Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
52: Do you think musicals are cheesy?
53: Is Christmas stressful?
54: Ever eat a pierogi?
55: Favorite type of fruit pie?
56: Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
57: Do you believe in ghosts?
58: Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
59: Take a vitamin daily?
60: Wear slippers?
61: Wear a bath robe?
62: What do you wear to bed?
63: First concert?
64: Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?
65: Nike or Adidas?
66: Cheetos Or Fritos?
67: Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?
68: Ever hear of the group Tres Bien?
69: Ever take dance lessons?
70: Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?
71: Can you curl your tongue?
72: Ever won a spelling bee?
73: Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
74: Own any record albums?
75: Own a record player?
76: Regularly burn incense?
77: Ever been in love?
78: Who would you like to see in concert?
79: What was the last concert you saw?
80: Hot tea or cold tea?
81: Tea or coffee?
82: Sugar or snickerdoodles?
83: Can you swim well?
84: Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?
85: Are you patient?
86: DJ or band, at a wedding?
87: Ever won a contest?
88: Ever have plastic surgery?
89: Which are better black or green olives?
90: Can you knit or crochet?
91: Best room for a fireplace?
92: Do you want to get married?
93: If married, how long have you been married?
94: Who was your HS crush?
95: Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way?
96: Do you have kids?
97: Do you want kids?
98: Whats your favorite color?
99: Do you miss anyone right now?

From all over the internet

Earnhardt’s new paint scheme revealed for 2012 – Sep 21, 2011 – NASCAR.COM

Ken — Thu, 22 Sep 2011 04:42:41 +0000

Earnhardt’s new paint scheme revealed for 2012 – Sep 21, 2011 – NASCAR.COM.

Michelle Obama whispers to Obama at 911 Event: All this just for the Flag and Shakes her head

Ken — Tue, 13 Sep 2011 18:42:22 +0000

Michelle Obama whispers to Obama at 911 Event: All this just for the Flag and Shakes her head.

From AmericansforFreedom.org

The Scoop – Reports conflict on Will and Jada Pinkett Smith split

Ken — Tue, 23 Aug 2011 17:51:19 +0000

Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith have separated.

Reps for each wouldn’t comment and family members say everything is fine between them.

If its true that’s too bad. I like them as a couple.

Time will tell.

The Scoop – Reports conflict on Will and Jada Pinkett Smith split.

UPDATE: The Smiths released a statement saying they are not separated and/or planning to.

Poker Strategy: Bluffing

Ken — Fri, 19 Aug 2011 03:11:41 +0000

Nice quick read on the poker strategy of bluffing from Logically Positive on tumblr:

One of the most important tools of playing a good poker game is bluffing. Bluffing is an artform; specifically, it is the art of lying. When you bluff, you’re trying to tell a story to your opponent. You’re trying to tell them the story of a hand you really don’t have, but you want them to believe you have. Although some players do this extremely well, most players, especially the ones you will encounter at a typical cash table, don’t. But there are some good steps you can take to become an expert bluffer.

First of all, when your bluff you have to ask yourself this one fundamental question: “What hand specifically am I trying to bluff?” This is an EXTREMELY important question when bluffing because if you don’t ask it, or you don’t know the answer, you’re just playing a like a donkey and any decent player will call your shit out.

Let’s say the board comes up A-8-9 suited. Chances are, if you’re bluffing you probably want to bluff the flush. How should you go about bluffing? Most people, on the flop, will try to raise it very big. Sometimes this alone is enough to scare off most players. But some people are ballsy, or they aren’t afraid to call you because they don’t quite believe you. The river comes up a 3 of diamonds, you get intimidated, and back off. You’ve gone about bluffing completely wrong, and now your opponent knows you’re full of shit and goes in for the kill, stealing all those chips you betted in your pathetic attempt at lying.

It is a good idea to raise large, but in general a bluff shouldn’t rely solely on your opponents folding then and there. As I said earlier, ask yourself “If I really had the flush, how would I play it?” Chances are, you’d want to bet for sure, but not by a huge ammount. Because you have the flush and it’s the best flush on the board, you want to extract chips out of your opponent because there are not many cards that can come up which will cost you the game, so you want to bleed your opponents as much as possible.

In my opinion, the proper way to bluff the flush in this scenario would be to make a decently large raise, probably around 50-75% of the pot. Then, on the turn, regardless of what comes up you bet a little higher. THAT is how you scare someone into thinking you have the flush. If you’re going to bluff, you have to have the conviction to see it through. A lot of players will call your initial bets becuase they probably think you are bluffing. But if you follow through, you will intimidate players and probably win the hand.

The moral of the story here is that a good bluff doesn’t rely solely on taking it all on the flop. A good bluff, because your playing it as if you actually have the flush, will try to pretend to bleed out your opponents over time and that will be more likely to make a bunch of players fold.

One thing to keep in mind though: when you have such a highly textured board as the A-8-9 suited, you don’t want to let the opponent see too many cards. In other words, make your bets such that they are so expensive that a player who is also bluffing would be intimidated out of paying to see that next card. This is especially important when bluffing because in the event someone actually does have the flush, you’re fucked.

Generally speaking bluffs work better on a flop where only 2/3 of the cards are suited, so that your large raise will scare off people with just one card of the same suit: exactly the same kinds of players you want to avoid letting see more cards.