Since my wife and I skipped the McCain – Palin rally this morning we decided to grab some breakfast at the Waffletown on Pleasure House Rd. What the heck, my mom was watching the little poop maker so we had some time on our hands.
It was nice arriving at this normally busy restaurant and not having the place crowded. Probably because most cool folks were at the rally…
After taking our seats we became more and more aware that all the fashionable people were at the rally and we were here with a bunch of losers.
Oh well, sorry. Let me get back on topic.
We placed our drink orders when a small portly lady dressed in dark cloths and a name tag was seated nearby. Shortly after sitting she was on her cell phone. This woman actually placed her order while yakking on the phone.
I know we’ve all experienced this before, but get this, we could hear BOTH side of the conversation! I’m not kidding. This rotund mouth flapper was on speaker with her mother!
Little Round Miss Prattle just kept spewing drivel throughout her meal. This globular bovine was talking straight through her eggs and sausage.
Then I realized something amazing, her mother wasn’t on speaker. It was just the damn volumn! Sheeez….
This is one of those times that I just have to say something. Anything. My wife doesn’t like it when I start acting like an ass, so instead of walking over and embarrassing this woman, I just made a few comments.
I started with, “OMG, I just realized that’s not a radio, that’s her mother on the other end of the phone!”
“Did she just say…. (whisper, whisper, whisper…)?”
“Wow, I guess she turned the speaker off.”
“Did you notice she’s eating and yakking on the phone at the same time?”
“How can she eat so fast while she talks?”
“She finished already? That’s some heavy magic!”
My wife is horrified by this, but I wasn’t loud. Plus it was funny as hell.
To top it all off, her pucker pout never stopped even while she paid.
Come on people, turn the phone off.