For the guys:
Wow, this is crazy. Natalie Dylan, a 22 year old woman, is selling her virginity and has gotten a bid of $3.7 million! Holy crap! And she’s not even hot! She has bumps on her face!
Look, having sex with any woman isn’t worth $3.7 million, much less a virgin. You were a virgin once and I bet you just fumbled around in bed or the backseat of your dad’s car until you found the right place to stick your stuff. Then you banged your hips around a few times, shot your load and were done.
Remember sex with a virgin? No, I don’t mean as a youngster, I mean as an adult. If you have you know they aren’t any good. They don’t know how to suck it, rub it or play with it. They don’t know how to get on their knees, bend over, or shake their hips. They’re scared, tentative, and/or drunk (insert winking smiley face here). Some even cry. WTF?!?!
No, $3.7 million for a virgin is stupid. Now a few grand for a hot, experienced call girl, that’s a whole different ball game!