The number one Trending Topic on Twitter this evening was “you might be a liberal”. Some are funny, some are stupid and here’s a few I’m just going to copy off the top in no particular order. And for my more liberal friends, yes, they go both ways.
YouMightBeALiberal if you prefer to give a fish instead of teaching a man how to fish.
YouMightBeALiberal if your only defense is to blame Bush or play the race card
YouMightBeALiberal if you make millions of dollars on a movie demonizing capitalism.
YouMightBeALiberal If you vote 4 a president who endorses Blago and Kwame Kilpatrick
YouMightBeALiberal if you have a functioning brain AND use it.
youmightbealiberal if you love peace….Peace
YouMightBeALiberal if You begin sentences with the words “I feel.”
YouMightBeALiberal if you think society is to blame for Hasan’s killings at Ft. Hood.
youmightbealiberal – if one day you come to realize that you usually prefer the company of gay men over straight men.
YouMightBeALiberal if you laughed when you heard the RNC member health plan covers abortions.
YouMightBeALiberal if you give none of your own money to charity, but feel entitled to give away everyone else’s.
YouMightBeALiberal if you think Islam is a peaceful religion.
YouMightBeALiberal if you believe in civil rights But not civility. Heck, that’s generally both sides.
youmightbealiberal if u believe BO having regular private meetings w/ liberal journalists is just 2 swap recipes.
youmightbealiberal If you think profits are evil, but government seizing private property is honorable
YouMightBeALiberal if you think Khalid Sheikh Mohammed is misunderstood
YouMightBeALiberal if cigars are a sex toy….
YouMIghtBeALiberal If you think Obama has united this country rather than divide it further
YouMightBeALiberal if u bash FOX News needlessly, and then sit down to watch MSNBC – barf!
YouMightBeALiberal if you think the Christmas tree needs to be called something other than what it is
If you’re tolerant of those kewl exotic foreigners but can’t tolerate your conservative neighbor,
If you think that Ameirican President should apologize for all of the World’s ills.
See? Some funny, some stupid. But I really prefer the lib bashing ones. 😉